Because Ebele threatened me if I don't...


1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Hmm, I already killed off my main original character in Restless Spirit. I guess I'll go for the current Czech Emporer, Vavrin Zaba, who's due to turn up in person eventually.

Ahem. His Excellency, Emporer Vavrin Zaba I answers a few of the lowly common people's questions.*

*Please note that his excellency is far too busy to concern himself with such trifles, and I, his steward, shall be answering in his place.

1) What gender are you?
Male

2) What is your age?
Around thirty I suppose.

3) Do you want a hug?
Away, scum! You're not worthy of touching his lordship's big toe!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Invading foriegn nations, perhaps?

5) What is your favorite food?
His Excellency enjoys a good Czech dish every so often. The head chef informs me that svickova with knedliky is his favourite.

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Pistachio. Though you would lose your head if you ever caught him eating an ice cream cone.

7) Are you a virgin?
No. His excellency has several wives.

8) Have you killed anyone?
His royal highness would never sulley his own hands with such matters, though of course some casualties are expected in the running of such a vast empire...

9) Do you hate anyone?
The very idea! As if such a saintly man could harbour grudges!

10) Do you have any secrets?
Certainly, though you couldn't expect me to disclose matters of the state to someone like you.

11) What is your favorite season?
Prague is lovely in the winter.

12) Who are your best friends?
His majesty has several trusted advisors, but friends?

13) What are your hobbies?
His Excellency enjoys horse riding and other civilized persuits.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Again, the chef informs me that his excellency prefers bourbon.

15) When is your birthday?
January sixth. You should know already, after all it's a national holiday.

16) What age did you die?
Die? Die? Emperor Zaba will live forever!

17) Are you nice or mean?
How dare you ask such a question!

18) What do you think of your creator?
My creator? She's got way too much time on her hands...

19) What is your weakness?
His Excellency has no weakness!

20) How long can you stay under water?
I believe three minutes is the limit before brain damage sets in.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
His excellency busies himself with running the Empire. It's a big job, especially with the invasion underway.

22) Do you love someone?
Love is for the weak.

23) Does that person love you back?
Emperor Zaba is well loved by his people.

24) Do you like me?
Who are you? A little piddling drop of insignificance, that's who.

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
There is no time for fun in the emperor's schedule, though he derives a certain satisfaction in adding land to his already vast holdings.

26) At night?
Well, that's what his majesty's wives are for.

27) Do you like meatballs?
It would be unpatriotic for the chef to serve italian food.

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Who?

29) Are you gay?
Certainly not!

30) DoucheSayWhat?
What?

31) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
His majesty is able bodied and quite capable of going without food for two days, thank you very much.

32) Wow, really?
Yes, really.

33) What is your place of origin?
His Excellency was born in Brno and educated in Prague.

34) Who are your parents?
They aren't talked about much. Between you and me, I've heard rumors that his father was an impoverished mechanic in Brno.

35) Are you wearing underwear right now??
I don't dare check.

36) Whats your occupation?
His lordship is the ruler of the Czech Empire, and soon the British Isles and the rest of the world as well.

37) What makes you unique?
His lordship's power and capable leadership, of course.

38) Hookay, this is ending now, did ya enjoy it?
Not particularly. Somehow I always get ordered to do the more tedious jobs.

The end. I would tag people, but I don't know anyone on deviantart except Tane and Nari...